Fake quote(s) to use in every day life.
Updated daily
Monday's quote "A sharply dressed man is one dressed in unpolished armor." - Sir Xavier Broadsword, 1549 A.D.
Tuesday's quote "Reading hurts the eyes and lecturing hurts the head. This is why learning does nothing but cause pain." - Melinda (Krystal) Strossberg, 1987 A.D.
comic dialog: Anyone for seconds? I'm feeling a bit handsy.
Panel 1
Jacob: OMG! A new Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard film!
Newspaper Ad: CABIN IN THE WOODS
Caption: Going to a movie has several phases. Phase one, the initial interest
Panel 2
Jacob: Why won't you tell me anything!!!
Caption: Phase two, the hype and trailers
Panel 3
Caption: Phase three, the uncomfortable wait
Jacob: OMG! OMG! OMG! Will you just start already?!?!
Movie audience: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Panel 4
Caption: And phase 4, the inevitable disapointment
Jacob: That.. was... AMAZING!
Giant trouser snake: I know. Right?
Happy zombie arm: And, that's a cut!
Caption: Oh whoops. I forgot, these guys can actually write.
Cabin in the Woods Gary
Yeah, went into this film expecting and uncomfortable and awkward first date, but then I woke up smoking a cigarette thinking of marriage.
Now, I would love to talk about cabin in the woods, but I don't want to spoil anything for anyone, so I'll make it simple. It was a great movie that I'll purchase once it's released. If you like Joss Whedon, Drew Goddard, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, or horror movies, they you'll most likely love this movie. If you want to get the most out of it, go in knowing nothing. It's a good story which is nice to see in a horror movie, and there are some well placed laughs to keep you engaged.