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Comic: Gassy screen of success - Fri, 3 Feb 2012

Fri, 3 Feb 2012 00:01:00 EST

Dialog:
There's no problem that can't be handled as someone else's problem, except for the problems that are yours, or someone else's.

Panel 1
Penelope: Hey! Excuse me! Could you help me?
Panel 2
Richard: Hah. HAH! I engage my smoke screen of "not my problem"!
Sound effect: POOF!
Richard: Nothing can possibly break throu....
Panel 3
Sound effect: BOOM!
Panel 4:
Richard: But why? Why didn't someone stop this?
Penelope: Wasn't MY problem.
Richard: Could somebody get me a doctor?
Penelope: Also not my problem.

Comment: The big one oh oh - Fri, 3 Feb 2012

Fri, 3 Feb 2012 00:03:00 EST

The big one oh oh
Gary
This is the one hundredth time that I've cheated and done a placeholder. YAY for laziness. Sorry readers, I hope these are at least amusing for you all.

Comic: Thish is a greaaat c-comic - Wed, 1 Feb 2012

Wed, 1 Feb 2012 00:01:00 EST

Dialog:
Ish a ar oo im ba?

Panel 1
Samuel: Oh man.. thi-sh wa... wa-sh a great date. Thanks
Panel 2
Jane: Urrr Cute. Waii.. thi-sh was a date?
Panel 3
Samuel: Wa-shn't it?
Panel 4
Jane: Wa-sh it?

Comment: - Wed, 1 Feb 2012

Wed, 1 Feb 2012 00:03:00 EST

Gary
This comic is dedicated to all those who met through the blinding and binding power of beer goggles.

In other news, I now have a neice!

And in even other news, I'm considering making a comic to give away for free at C2E2 (like I've don previous years). It's just a thought right now, since these take a lot of time and I have a lot of side projects on my plate. On the other hand, thanks to a friend, I have a cool idea that could be a lot of fun. We'll see.

And further down the headlines, next Wednesday, there probably won't be a comic. I don't want to work on that day, there will probably be a place holder comic though.

Ok, that might be all the current news, carry on with your day, and thanks for reading.

Comic: A little fun - Mon, 30 Jan 2012

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 00:01:00 EST

Dialog:
I claim this peak in the name of Spain!

Panel 2
Hope: I've never seen a grown man play with a doll before. It's kind of creepy
Cassandra: You're telling me.
Jacob: Action figure!
Panel 3
Caption: Earlier
Jacob: Are you ready for some fun with little Jacob?
Cassandra: Most definitely!
Panel 4
Cassandra: *Sigh*
Jacob: Jacob, the mighty explorer makes the climb up the treacherous twin peaks of Mount Cas.

Comment: So very productive - Mon, 30 Jan 2012

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 00:03:00 EST

So very productive
Gary
I've been really busy all weekend. I've worked on two side projects, making progress, I did the comic, did some work for work, and I added names and dates for fifty more quotes (only about one hundred more then all of this year is set with quotes and I can begin working on next year). Once the side projects are done, I'll let people know about them. One of them is a battery monitor widget for android devices. It's going to be pretty cool, once it's done. Ok, back to work I go.

Comic: Here a crypt there a crypt - Fri, 27 Jan 2012

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 00:01:00 EST

Comment: - Fri, 27 Jan 2012

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 00:03:00 EST

Gary
So, I know the point of encryption is to keep someone from getting your data, but sometimes it's a little crazy. Once you start encoding your encrypted encoded encrypted encoded message, each encoding needing a key from the previous, and each using a different algorithm, you have to start asking, is the data really worth the trouble. I know why this was done the way and why it's a standard, but figuring it out almost made me cry.

Comic: State of the Union 2012 - Wed, 25 Jan 2012

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 00:01:00 EST

Dialog:
Play on my pipe blowing friend, play on.

Panel 1
Caption: Drawn in by the siren song of politics.

Comment: - Wed, 25 Jan 2012

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 00:03:00 EST

Gary
I know this is more of a piper than a siren, but same diff. All I can say is, it's really nice to have a president that's intelligent and well spoken. He also said a lot of things that I agreed with, unfortunately, he doesn't have much power to make them happen. As far as I can tell, the only way to actually get things to change is to change congress. Maybe someday, when I'm motivated, I'll put together a "pass a bill" website, so people can write and petition new bills, so they get put on ballots. It shouldn't be that difficult to write. Some day, when I have free time.

Comic: Back from home - Mon, 23 Jan 2012

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 00:01:00 EST

Dialog:
Want some pretzels with your wine? What?! You can't have pretzels with wine?! What are you, a diva?!

Panel 1
Jane: Hi! It's good to see you.
Samuel: I'm happy to see you too.
Panel 2
Jane: How was your visit with family?
Panel 3
Samuel: Oh, you know.
Panel 4
Samuel: ... 'n then shee sez..

Comment: - Mon, 23 Jan 2012

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 00:03:00 EST

Gary
I joke about family a lot, but they are pivitol elements in what makes you, you, and me, me. I'm glad I have my family, they're good, and way less crazy than some other people's family. The downside, that seems universal, with family, is that if anyone can get to you, it's them. They know your strengths, and your weaknesses. They're your Lex Luthor. It's been a while since I've run into that, but the threat is always there, like a hand hovering over the button to launch nukes. This does, however, make jokes that are universal.

Wow, I got almost nothing done this weekend. Oh well. I needed some down time. I did read through a bunch of comics that were building up though. Hopefully you all had good weekends.

Comic: Mini me is all I see - Fri, 20 Jan 2012

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 00:01:00 EST

Dialog:
I'm so much fun to play with.

Panel 1
Jacob: Well hello there little guy
Panel 2
Jase: Whoah! What are you doing?!
Jacob: Just playing with myself, and making some copies, so everyone can see how much fun it is
Panel 3
Jase: You can keep MY copy. I don't want to know how fun it is.
Jacob: Suit yourself. Guess that will keep you from getting jealous.
Panel 4
Jacob: After all, I'm a lot of fun to play with.

Comment: External credit - Fri, 20 Jan 2012

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 00:03:00 EST

External credit
Gary
The idea for today's comic came from a friend, Ryan. I hope you all like it, it makes me laugh.

Comic: Washing with SOPA - Wed, 18 Jan 2012

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 00:01:00 EST

Dialog:
If I trusted the world, I'd trust an act like this, unfortunately, I've seen some of the world.

Panel 1
Caption: Be careful, absolute power corrupts absolutely. Sign: Down With SOPA & PIPA
Gary the Wary: HELL NO! WE WON'T SHOW! HELL NO! WE WON'T SHOW!
Panel 2
Caption: Http Error 509A This content has been considered anti-SOPA and anti-PIPA, so it has been removed to protect the American public. It will shortly be removed from all search engines. Viewing this page constitutes a minor felony, please leave this site now!

Comment: SOPA/PIPA - Wed, 18 Jan 2012

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 00:03:00 EST

SOPA/PIPA
Gary
So, the concern with SOPA and PIPA isn't so much about the attempt to stop copy right infringement, but it's that it gives absolute power to companies and government agencies to filter/ban anything they want. This, to me, is a concern. Here are some articles on it, written by people more knowledgeable than I on it. Check them out and decide for yourself. Personally, I think they're bad acts, but I don't speak for the rest of you. It's up to each of you to read and decide, and act if you feel the need to.

Somewhat anti SOPA/PIPA
Wikipedia entry on PIPA
Wikipedia entry on SOPA

Somewhat pro SOPA/PIPA
CNN SOPA article

The Bills
The actual SOPA Bill
The actual PIPA Bill introduced to congress
The actual PIPA Bill reported in senate

Comic: For whom the bell tolls - Mon, 16 Jan 2012

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 00:01:00 EST

Dialog:
It tolls for my sleep.

Panel 1
Sound effect: DING DONG!
Panel 2
Caption: Consider this the "ding dong ditch" of comics

Comment: - Mon, 16 Jan 2012

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 00:03:00 EST

Gary
Ok, one more day of placeholder type comics. Wednesday will be a new three Js comic. I guarantee, unless life happens, a complete full color comic on Wednesday. Guarantee is a limited time guarantee with no guarantee that it will be guaranteed.

Comic: Synergy - Fri, 13 Jan 2012

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 00:01:00 EST

Comment: - Fri, 13 Jan 2012

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 00:03:00 EST

Gary
Wow... I actually got all three done, and on time this week, even with a work emergency. I guess I'm back on schedule. Hopefully next week will be on time AND in color AND with the mouse over (Monday might be a little iffy, but I'll try to put in the extra effort to get it done and on time). I know, I know, reaching for the stars. Thanks for bearing with me and my messed up schedule. I don't remember if I said it before, but I hope you all had a happy holiday.

Friday's fake quote

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 00:00:00 EST

"I know this fight started at some point, but I swear I never heard a bell." - Bobby Bellston, 1902 B.C.

Saturday's fake quote

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 00:00:00 EST

"Whether or not we realize it, we're all addicts. It's just the drug of choice that differs." - Detective Charles Handle, 1802 B.C.

Sunday's fake quote

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 00:00:00 EST

"I'd never shoot first, or at least, that's what I want people to think." - George Sola, 2000 B.C.

Monday's fake quote

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 00:00:00 EST

"Why bother making maps when the land masses continually shift?" - Christopher Columbine, 1804 B.C.

Tuesday's fake quote

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 00:00:00 EST

"Life is just a series of deaths, so make yours count." - Suman Ritgur, 1724 B.C.

Wednesday's fake quote

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 00:00:00 EST

"The only inevitable thing is death, so stop running." - Harold (Happy) Pumper, 1898 B.C.

Thursday's fake quote

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 00:00:00 EST

"if u quote me, I'll kill ya." - Scrawled in blood, 1983 B.C.

Friday's fake quote

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 00:00:00 EST

"The colder the weather, the more bitter the fruit." - Marcel DeMonte, 1679 B.C.

Saturday's fake quote

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 00:00:00 EST

"I dance the dance of the dead. It very much resembles a person just lying on a couch." - Japplin McOldrich, 1993 B.C.

Sunday's fake quote

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 00:00:00 EST

"Our world consists of mysteries so vast they defy comprehension, yet we continue to look to the stars. Instead we should look at our own mysteries, deep forests yet unexplored, unfathomable seas teeming with life, and vast unexplainable mysteries of the human heart." - Captain Cindy Chesterfield, 1972 B.C.

Monday's fake quote

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 00:00:00 EST

"It takes but one light to eliminate a million shadows." - Ghura, 689 B.C.

Tuesday's fake quote

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 00:00:00 EST

"I have the gem! Now I am invin..." - Proving Myths Wrong, 1843 B.C.

Wednesday's fake quote

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 00:00:00 EST

"The best sports are the ones I win." - Dodge Ball Campion of the World Chillee B. Allis, 1988 B.C.

Thursday's fake quote

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 00:00:00 EST

"I dream today, of a better day, a day with bunnies and unicorns." - Senior Miguel Lopez, 1969 B.C.

Friday's fake quote

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 00:00:00 EST

"I don't get paid for perfection, I get paid for approximation." - Bill Jobs, 1988 B.C.

Saturday's fake quote

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 00:00:00 EST

"I know not of what you speak, but I'll answer anyways." - President Harold Manford, 1918 B.C.

Sunday's fake quote

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 00:00:00 EST

"Lies are just creative outlooks on the truth." - Getting away with murder, 1874 B.C.

Monday's fake quote

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 00:00:00 EST

"I long for the days of a flat and deflated world." - Truval, 1306 B.C.

Tuesday's fake quote

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 00:00:00 EST

"A scream is just a loud, high pitched, protracted whisper." - Chanton Singer, 1989 B.C.

Wednesday's fake quote

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 00:00:00 EST

"Style is just a series of mistakes you keep making. Otherwise, everyone else would be doing it." - Master Chen Koivate, 2001 B.C.

Thursday's fake quote

Wed, 1 Feb 2012 00:00:00 EST

"the most memorable moments are always lost in time" - J. Smith, (Unknown date)

Friday's fake quote

Thu, 2 Feb 2012 00:00:00 EST

"The veil of night hides a hideous beast to be discovered in the drunken stupor of the morning." - Gerald Whetweather IV, 1767 B.C.

Saturday's fake quote

Fri, 3 Feb 2012 00:00:00 EST

"many like to think of themselves as experts, but so few are" - Chancellor Cedric Kuperstan, 1780 B.C.

Sunday's fake quote

Sat, 4 Feb 2012 00:00:00 EST

"The best technology is the technology that people forget exists." - George Matel, 1992 B.C.