comic dialog: Panel 1
Captain Beige Bum: Ye'arrr! Ahoy matey. Do yee be know'n what ta'day be? It be da 19th 'a September in da year of arr lord 2008. It also be talk like a pirate day. Let me, Cap'n Beige Bum be yar guide to all t'ings pirate.
Panel 2
Caption: What did 'da pirate wear to 'ta party? Arrrr-gyle
Panel 3
Caption: What be a pirate's fav'rit pet? Arrrr-madillos
Panel 4
Caption: What be 'da pirate's fav'rit ship?
Captain Beige Bum: A schooner. What?! It be a fine vessel, 'n we be outta arrrrr jokes.
ran out of time Gary
I have to catch a flight, so I'm out of time. There should be a lettered/colored version of this later today, with a better comment, if I have internet.