Fake quote(s) to use in every day life.
Updated daily
Monday's quote "The vastness of space doesn't scare me, in fact, it fills me with delight; finally, some peace and quiet." - Captain R. O. Kay, 1990 A.D.
Tuesday's quote "Rock songs are merely worms to infest the mind and devour the soul." - Father Hendricks, 1968 A.D.
comic dialog: It's the most wonderful time of the year.
Panel 1
Jacob: Oh man.
Panel 2
Jacob: How am I ever going to finish all of this?
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Jacob: Dmitri? Oh DMITRI! I have a special holiday surprise for you!
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Jacob: So Dmitri, can you help me out with...
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Note: On vacation. Will return next year. D
This one goes out to the one who left us behind Gary
Today's comic is dedicated to the co-worker, who is currently on vacation, who inspired me to make this comic.
Yup. It's that time of year again. I like to call this time of year, "the great exodus." It's the time of the year where no one can be found in the office. It's the time of the year when you get to collect and trade tumble weed, with the one other person who was silly enough to spend their vacation before now. It's not really a bad time of year, unless a problem occurs, and what are the chances of that? I mean, how likely would it be for problems to suddenly be noticed in applications that you had absolutely nothing to do with? Maybe I should watch the Indian Jones and Tomb Raider movies during this season, since that's what it will feel like when a problem occurs, or maybe I'll just keep my head down and hope people forget I'm working.