comic dialog: Pip, pip. Cheeri'o, and all that rot.
Panel 1
Mr. Cherrybuttum: Hmmm. Hello there. I've been informed that this comic often goes to the look when looking for content.
Panel 2
Mr. Cherrybuttum: In an attempt to better this cheap world, I shall try to inform the author of the proper anatomy of a joke. Let us start with a classic. "why did the chicken cross the road?" Hmm, yes. Why indeed?
Panel 3
Free range: To get away rom crazy farmer Sam!
Panel 4
Crazy Farmer Sam: That's not how the joke goes! Now gets back here! En' Get's in me tummy, ya cheap bird!
Mr. Cherrybuttum: Right 'O my good chap. Go catch me a squab, I'm getting a might peckish.