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Fake quote(s) to use in every day life.
Updated daily


Saturday's quote
"I see no need to win this debate, when I'm the one holding the gun."
- Sheriff Gunther, 1854 A.D.

Sunday's quote
"I like to dig for answers."
- Paleontologist H. Jefferson, 1867 A.D.

Monday's quote
"If you value knowledge, then you should value trees."
- Zurchen Buchmacher, 1984 A.D.

Tuesday's quote
"A smile is more disarming any anything else, that's why I smile before I attack."
- Anonymous, (Unknown date)

Wednesday's quote
"I love packing my wood into boxes, but I'm afraid that if it gets too hot, the box will burn."
- Scout Leader Badger, 1972 A.D.

Thursday's quote
"The chain of command is a chain that I use to keep people in line."
- Dominatrix Sandy, 2013 A.D.

Friday's quote
"Wood is popping up all over, I'm glad I came here."
- Ranger Keith, 1979 A.D.

Saturday's quote
"There is no world out there, better designed for humanity, than Earth."
- Evolution 101, 2004 A.D.

Sunday's quote
"Just keep moving and you'll stay warm."
- Eskimo Pickup Lines, 1985 A.D.

Monday's quote
"Be an unsung hero, not a braggart."
- Col. Evenston, 1708 A.D.

Tuesday's quote
"You can't get around a circle."
- Illustrator P. Onny, 1990 A.D.

Wednesday's quote
"We celebrate anniversaries in a desperate attempt to fight off our inevitable failing memories."
- Failed Greeting Cards, 2011 A.D.

Thursday's quote
"Ug. The pounding! I'm soaking wet. Cursed rain!"
- Sandra Shivers, 1987 A.D.

Friday's quote
"I'm prepared for anything that ends well."
- Banker T. H. Eteller, 2012 A.D.

Saturday's quote
"Open doors are made to be closed, to keep out the riffraff."
- J. Pillar Edwards Jr. IV, 1960 A.D.

Sunday's quote
"Temper your soul, like you temper steel, with bouts of intense stress followed by moments of cool release."
- John Smith, 1203 A.D.

Monday's quote
"Battles are won by the troops, but paid for by the masses."
- Sen. Applebee, 1894 A.D.

Tuesday's quote
"Happy times come from happy endings."
- R. Pelser, 1982 A.D.

Wednesday's quote
"Look for truth in everything that is said, who knows, you might get lucky."
- Ernest Shire, 1907 A.D.

Thursday's quote
"Space is an empty void, absent of everything, including humor, so put that suit on right!"
- Lar Thiegy, 1989 A.D.

Friday's quote
"I guess I'd be willing to pick a man up, if I was stronger."
- Hidden Confessions, 1996 A.D.

Saturday's quote
"A well fired arrow is worth a good knight any day."
- Baron Goldolff, 1677 A.D.

Sunday's quote
"Team strength is formed from individual weakness."
- Tamau, 988 A.D.

Monday's quote
"Only a fool fights for a fallen man, and only a wise man finds a way to save them."
- Hank Mann, 1990 A.D.

Tuesday's quote
"Do not hide behind a mask, hide in plain sight, for no one doest knowest thee."
- Archaic Insults, 2003 A.D.

Wednesday's quote
"One should rule with an iron fist, unless you have a titanium one ready."
- Gen. S. Anders, 1971 A.D.

Thursday's quote
"You can't just stop, once you get going you have to keep going until the wood comes down."
- Lumberjack Gillian, 1934 A.D.

Friday's quote
"Pretend that the customer is always right, it's the only way to get through the day."
- Manager Tim Bar, 1982 A.D.

Saturday's quote
"You can only tell that you're trying things that are hard enough when you fall."
- William Step, 1938 A.D.

Sunday's quote
"Do no pull out your sword until you are ready to use it."
- Sir Le Piore, 1790 A.D.

Monday's quote
"Never sow your oats too near your home."
- Farmer Dan, 1866 A.D.

Tuesday's quote
"Of course I love tea bags, with them, I know where everything is, and without them stuff just gets all over."
- Mandy Snow, 2007 A.D.

Wednesday's quote
"We look for ways to waste our time, and yet we're always busy."
- CEO R. V. Merdic, 2001 A.D.

Thursday's quote
"A perfect circle has not beginning or end, therefore it cannot exist."
- Div Demal, 1900 A.D.

Friday's quote
"One can never leave someone who has legs and is persistent."
- Al Kerts, 1888 A.D.

Saturday's quote
"The sky is a beautiful tapestry, but it's very difficult to paint."
- Capt. Williams, 1946 A.D.

Sunday's quote
"It all just seems like an endless cycle of consume and extrude."
- Mindy, 1990 A.D.


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Turulhu cometh
2014-11-29
Remove R Comic (aka rm -r comic), by Gary Marks: Turulhu cometh 
Dialog: 
Hmmm.. yes.. eat more on Thanksgiving, for you will need your strength in the coming chaos. 
 
Panel 1 
Caption: ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY TURULHU BRINGER OF CHAOS VIA PRE-HOLIDAY SALES!


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comic dialog: Hmmm.. yes.. eat more on Thanksgiving, for you will need your strength in the coming chaos.

Panel 1
Caption: ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY TURULHU BRINGER OF CHAOS VIA PRE-HOLIDAY SALES!
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The end cometh
Gary
The comic will return on January 5th for its final year. Comics in 2015 will be erratically posted. You can follow the rss feed or if you want, email me and let me know that you want me to send you an email when a new comic is posted, and I'll do that.

More details will be posted on January 5th.

Sorry about the month off, and thanks for being a reader of the comic.

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