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Fake quote(s) to use in every day life.
Updated daily


Friday's quote
"The veil of night hides a hideous beast to be discovered in the drunken stupor of the morning."
- Gerald Whetweather IV, 1767 B.C.

Saturday's quote
"many like to think of themselves as experts, but so few are"
- Chancellor Cedric Kuperstan, 1780 B.C.

Sunday's quote
"The best technology is the technology that people forget exists."
- George Matel, 1992 B.C.
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Gassy screen of success
2012-02-03
Remove R Comic, by Gary Marks:Gassy screen of success Dialog: There's no problem that can't be handled as someone else's problem, except for the problems that are yours, or someone else's. Panel 1 Penelope: Hey! Excuse me! Could you help me? Panel 2 Richard: Hah. HAH! I engage my smoke screen of "not my problem"! Sound effect: POOF! Richard: Nothing can possibly break throu.... Panel 3 Sound effect: BOOM! Panel 4: Richard: But why? Why didn't someone stop this? Penelope: Wasn't MY problem. Richard: Could somebody get me a doctor? Penelope: Also not my problem.


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comic search terms: Gassy screen of success
comic dialog: There's no problem that can't be handled as someone else's problem, except for the problems that are yours, or someone else's.

Panel 1
Penelope: Hey! Excuse me! Could you help me?
Panel 2
Richard: Hah. HAH! I engage my smoke screen of "not my problem"!
Sound effect: POOF!
Richard: Nothing can possibly break throu....
Panel 3
Sound effect: BOOM!
Panel 4:
Richard: But why? Why didn't someone stop this?
Penelope: Wasn't MY problem.
Richard: Could somebody get me a doctor?
Penelope: Also not my problem.
  
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Gary
This is the one hundredth time that I've cheated and done a placeholder. YAY for laziness. Sorry readers, I hope these are at least amusing for you all.
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